Have a Clippy Christmas!

Merry, merry, merry Christmas! Here's to celebrating the wonderful year that was and to welcoming the joyous year ahead (hopefully with hair clips from Clippy!)

I'm sure you ladies will all be busy with your own holiday get-togethers, but here's a little something for laughs (or boos and then laughs for making a fool of yourself!) You know how sometimes the corniest, cheesiest jokes often make you laugh even more? Come on, someone has to do it :)

Christmas Jokes from kaboose.com:

What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet!

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has no L (Noel)!

What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents?
Silent Night

Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can hoe hoe hoe!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
Sandy Claws!

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Ha-ha-happy holidays :)